Here are some bread jokes to entertain (or irritate) your family while you are bread making! Depending on your sense of humor, these bread jokes are really funny… or really, really bad. 🙂
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List of Bread Jokes
- Why did the baker give a bad review to the hotel?
- The hotel was infested with bread bugs.
- Who was that handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
- Bread Pitt
- What is a baker’s messy morning hair called when he just wakes up?
- Bread head
- What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?
- A B&B (Bread & Breakfast).
- Why does bread hate summer weather?
- Because summer heat can get too toasty.
- Why are bread jokes funny?
- Because they never get mold.
- Why was the bread maker so grumpy?
- She woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
- What did one bread slice say to the other bread slice when they saw butter on the table?
- Uh oh! We are toast.
- Why was the bread maker fired from his job?
- He was loafing around too much.
- Why did the bread maker go to jail?
- She was caught beating an egg.
- What did the bread maker give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
- Flours.
- What do bread makers say to their spouses?
- I loaf you!
- Why did the baker rob the bank?
- He kneaded some bread.
- Why did the bread maker take a second job?
- She wanted to make some extra dough.
- When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball?
- When it has been sliced.
- What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery?
- Stop buttering me up!
- What does the bread sing when it is learning the musical scales?
- Dough, Re, Mi, Fa…
- What songs do bread loaves hate?
- The golden moldies.