List of Bread Jokes

Here are some bread jokes to entertain (or irritate) your family while you are bread making! Depending on your sense of humor, these bread jokes are really funny… or really, really bad. 🙂

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List of Bread Jokes

  • Why does bread hate summer weather?
    • Because summer heat can get too toasty.
  • Why are bread jokes funny?
    • Because they never get mold.
  • Why was the bread maker so grumpy?
    • She woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
  • What did one bread slice say to the other bread slice when they saw butter on the table?
    • Uh oh! We are toast.
  • Why was the bread maker fired from his job?
    • He was loafing around too much.
  • Why did the bread maker go to jail?
    • She was caught beating an egg.
  • What does a bread maker give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
    • Flours.
  • What do bread makers say to their spouses?
    • I loaf you!
  • Why did the baker rob the bank?
    • He kneaded some bread.
  • Why did the bread maker take a second job?
    • She wanted to make some extra dough.
  • When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball?
    • When it has been sliced.
  • What did the slice of bread say to the person giving him too much flattery?
    • Stop buttering me up!
  • What does bread sing when learning the musical scales?
    • Dough, Re, Mi, Fa…
  • What songs do bread loaves hate?
    • The golden moldies.